Merch

Merch
Get us on ya! One for mum, one for dad, one for the country!

Take a look below at what we've got, or click the button to browse the full store.

Battler Things

Carry us around.

ICAC approved tote to hold bribes, blackmail material, and cash payouts.

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The Barna-Stubbie | $20

Custom built to take into parliament so people can't tell if you're drinking a cool refreshing Kirk's Ginger Ale or a cool refreshing Kirk's Ginger Ale topped up with Bundy Rum.

Grab a Stubbie

Battler Clothes

get 'em on ya!

Ben Roberts-Smith Hoodie | $70

for when you wanna go unseen...

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The Mark Latham Tank (no stains) | $35

Indulge in a bit of prole-face and wear this to the next poetry reading you attend where the headliners is a Schwartz media scion.

Grab a Singlet

The Beazley Big Boy | $45

A nice over-sized tee you can wear while swimming at the Harold Holt Swim Centre.

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The Christopher Pyne Crop Top | $35

It's a beautiful sunny day in Adelaide, you work for the arms industry, and the world is your oyster!

Grab a Cropped Tee

The Howard's Aussie Battler Tee | $40

a middle of the road, unisex, honest Aussie tee, for your average hard-working Aussie Battler.

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